Kede's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Penguin Jam 2]

Plain shit.

After that blazing title, something more constructive....

Don't like swearing frankly, but WHAT THE FUCK???

All cartoons were POINTLESS. They didn't follow ny coherent line, together or independantly.

Animation was very bad - okay, smooth for some of you guys but hey, what's that worth against omething proper??

Violence for violence's sake I can take - actually I love the madness series and dead babies stuff - but this is just freakin pointless....

Try to concentrte on something a bit more WORTHY of this site...

Good luck anyhow.

PS pop-culture-reference:
You promised an improved and worthy version of SDPT last year to prove me wrong. I'm waiting...

cool-penguin-0 responds:

Well, cartoons are meant to entertain, not have some great meaning to them. It's a bit of brainless entertainment, not fucking Asimov.

[Happy Halloween!]

Not the greatest thing ever

Well, I guess watching alot of super stuff and high-rankers has got my expectations high... But I can say that this is good enough... but as my English teacher always said of my essays:

"Needs... to .. be .. longer...."

Cool idea though. What with halloween comin up and all.... damn, why not do all weapons imaginable? But in ONE or TWO flashes...

Cause this is just too short.

Keep it comping though!

[THE STICK]

Ideas by *you* ???

Um, it is blatant from the start where all ideas come from especially with a cameo of road runner... all the ideas have already been used coutnless times in the show....

Having a stick do it in flash is not really original or truly interesing...

I let you off because you animated the whole show more or less correctly....

[Xtreme Rock Paper Scissor]

Yeah....

Nice concept....

Next edition: more color (like proper toon - not half color half b&w)
Sounds in normal time
remove the hassle of clicking to follow the story...

And as for your question: someone I know defined a sport as "a physical activity during which you cannot reasonably think of smoking."

Adieu to golf, bowling and hunting as sports...

[HIROSHIMA!]

It's okay...

I still think you should have let off a second bomb that exploded...

Because it's like saying "we love them really but we still bombed them" or something because Hirsohima was in no way anything lovely...

But respecting the way you put it, it would be good if all bombs were alike (well, not with the guy in it..!)

[BushBash 12-dictionary v3]

Unpatriotic!!!!

Keep it coming! :D

Would be nice if the quotes made by GWB be included as well as the random sounds...

TheOtherTruth responds:

Thank you for your review.

Funny you should mention quotes. I keep trying to find wavs of his speeches, but they seem impossible to find!

[Stick Slayer Episode 7]

Thank goodness

Okay, I've seen enough "under judgement" movies and some extras to know what you mean by crappy stick figure movies and when I first watched this series (to part 2 at the time) I was happy with it. Stick Slayer VS Xiao Xiao was quite good...

But this series sounded like it was never going to end with a half animated slayer and lots of badly animated sticks... This last one you seem to have made an effort for the sticks' animation.... but 'fully animated' slayer was just simply more squiggly that's all...

My humble opinion is that the idea was great and the first one was original but you killed it and fell into what you are vociferously attacking... (and the episodes after #1 were lets say... a tad bit unoriginal in ideas... monster, fall kills monster, come into reality and launch a nuke... sounds like a bad hollywood film to me...)

[House on Happy Hill]

It was okay...

I like the ideas although simple....

But say uh... boring computer generated voices are okay but boring human voices drive me nuts.... Put a bit more oomf into the speech becuse the voices were just annoying.... (like, did yo do the talking parts in the middle of the night trying not to wake anyone...??)

Keep goin...

Xiphon responds:

Actually, your right! I made this flash in a little over a week, in my bedroom. Because of my work hours, I was usually forced to do this at night, when everybody was asleep...
I know the vioces weren't the best, and you can even tell I just turned up the volume on my mic (you can hear all kinds of background static). I hate to admit to that, but I feel explanations are better than me just sayin "You suck! JERK!" But, like I posted, it's only my first flash. I was just learning how to use the program, so I hope to improve with my next work.

[Clock/Lock Love Collab]

Absolutely.

Now let's extrapolate that to our world.

[Battle Of The Best p.1]

Not great

Start the music earlier
Stop the music on replay
Put a bit more into their fighting - this can be seen any time on a video game - plus we'd be the ones making it happen.... Intruduce nw powers combinging graphics from the game and other games...

Good luck